Politically Correct Biblical Headlines

I was going to save this for another time, but decided to post it today. Just so you'll know, I am NOT a politically correct person. I say, call it what it is and if someone doesn't like it, they can chew on it 'til they're ready to swallow.

I received this email from the Rollins. They are over the young adults SS class at our church and he is also a director of our prison ministry. The email was funny, yet true enough to make it sad. This is exactly how the world looks at our Bible.

PC Biblical Headlines
If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media

On Red Sea crossing: WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath: HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY 400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK Will Reading to be Delayed