Why oh, why?

I have a stye

A stye?

Yes, a stye

A terrible, horrible stye in my eye!

Why oh, why

a painful stye in my eye?

The stye causes swelling

the stye irritates

It oozes and goozes

and waters, and smoozes.

Why oh, why

a painful stye in my eye!

It's red and tender

and, me oh my

A warm compress feels good

on this stye in my eye.

Why oh, why

a painful stye in my eye!

And now I sit here

making silly rhyme

This stye in my eye

is stealing my time

Why oh, why

a painful stye in my eye!