A Little Humor

Some psychologists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That may explain why so many mothers cry at weddings.

An old farmer, when asked why he had never married, explained, "Well, I'd rather go through life wanting something I didn't have, than having something I didn't want."

A mother leaned down to her small son while repairing his leg and asked, "How do you like my new perfume?"
"Mom," he answered, "I like you better when you're kitchen-flavored."

To keep a small boy out of the cookie jar, lock it up and hide the key under a cake of soap.



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